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Stay tuned. There’s work going on behind the scenes at errorlesss.com even if it’s not showing up on the front page.

Whatcha gonna do when John McCain and all his McCainiacs run wild on you!

Of course I’m not the greatest graphics designer in the world, but I try my best. And that’s why I created this “McCainiac” shirt. I’ve thrown them up on Spreadshirt for anyone that may be interested in purchasing one.

Don’t let Hilrod or the Obamanation job us out! Get a shirt and back the Mac! (And help introduce Osama bin Laden to The Undertaker.)

This shirt was inspired by John McCain’s appearance on WWE Raw:

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It’s time to dispel a great myth that has swept across Hollywood. And I really feel bad for having to point it out because I thought it was self-evident, but…

Hilary Swank is not an attractive woman.

No sense getting into all the details, but let’s break it down. When someone says “Hilary Swank is an attractive woman,” they have asserted two things, both of which have to be true.

1. Hilary Swank is attractive.

Well maybe. I guess it really would depend on your perspective. As far as men go, I guess she could be considered attractive. That squarish jaw is a smidgeon soft, but she has the torso of a young boy. Maybe middle school girls would be attracted.

And I would have to admit that horses would find her attractive. Those buckteeth she has protruding from her gums are probably excellent at chomping carrots.

2. Hilary Swank is a woman.

I’m sure she would like you to believe she’s a woman, but should we really just trust her? As stated above, her boyish torso raises questions about her gender and I’m not at all closing the possibility that she’s actually a horse.

Swank received an Best Actress Oscar for “Boys Don’t Cry,” where she portrayed a female pretending to be a male. But maybe she didn’t have trouble portraying a boy because she is one! And in fact, if she’s been living her life as a woman, she’s also familiar with being transgender. Maybe instead of being awarded the “Best Actress” she should have been awarded “Best Portrayal of Self.”

Hilary Swank is not an attractive woman!

Even if we assume that one of these things are true, they are mutually exclusive. Either she’s attractive, she’s a woman, or she’s neither. Sorry to all of you that have been mislead.

And just in case Hilary Swank ever reads this, I will conclude with something she may understand…

HEE-HAW!

Allow me to introduce you to my good friend Tony Brown. I’ve known him now for a solid two, maybe three years. Everytime I run into him I get a cheery greeting, a handshake, and an introduction. Really you could ask no more of one of your best friends.

Most importantly, though, he has your eternal well being at heart. It starts with a simple “Can I ask you a question?” How could you turn down a man that has been so nice to you? All he wants is to ask you a question. That’s not such a hard thing. I always give in to my friend Tony Brown. Ask away, my friend.

“Are you a Christian?”

I really believe that variety is the spice of life, so this is where I try to mix it up a little bit. Sometimes I say yes, sometimes no, sometimes maybe. Sometimes I even pick another religion and proclaim it as my own. The great thing about Tony, though, is that he doesn’t care what my answer is. He’s happy to be my friend anyway and points out that we’re all brothers and sisters in the eyes of the lord (I’ve left this uncapitalized because I’ve yet to gather the gumption to ask Tony who his lord is).

And then he offers you the opportunity to do the most Christian thing in the world…give him some money.

You see, Tony lost his job at Duke Energy Center a month an a half ago. He was evicted two weeks ago. He’s not too upset about it because he has a job interview tomorrow, which is quite the feat given the economy. The only thing is, he hasn’t eaten in two days, so he wonders if you could spare some change so he can get something to eat.

I’m a good friend of Tony’s, though, so I don’t give him any money.

If I did, what would we have to talk about?

WWE issued a press release today announcing that Smackdown is officially moving to MyNetworkTV.

I’m sure lots of other people will either proclaim this as the end of WWE, the salvation of MyNetworkTV, or as an indictment on society because another station picked them up. Here are my instant thoughts.

First off, who even realized they had MyNetworkTV? I’ve had it ever since the WB merged with UPN. The local UPN channel became CW and the local WB eventually became MyNetworkTV. Not that I ever watched it. I barely even knew it was a network. In fact, I’m still not convinced it’s a network.

I went to the MyNetworkTV website, and apparently they have a few shows they carry. Most of them look like the standard fare you’ll find playing in syndication during lame timeslots. You know, silly videos of drag cars bursting into flames or gossip shows talking about celebrities. The only thing that looks remotely original is Paradise Hotel 2. Of course even that’s not original as it is a remake of a British show. Not only that, but it’s a remake that started on FOX and has jumped networks for season two. So they have that stuff…and now WWE.

End of the day, it’s a step back for the WWE, but it’s still better than being broadcast on Sci-Fi.

Speaking of, WWE’s ECW is currently airing on Sci-Fi for the next 35 or so minutes. Enjoy!