Today, I discovered the wonder that is Pandora Radio. How I did not find it sooner I will never know. Basically, it allows you to create a station that you seed with artists and songs you like. From that, it plays songs that are similar and adapts to your tastes through a thumbs up or down system.

I quickly began to wonder what kind of results I would get if I put two wildly different artists in and then played the results. So, I added Black Sabbath and dc Talk. The comedic potential was high, but I couldn’t force myself to stop there. Soon everything from t.A.T.u. to the Numa Numa song to Jim Nabors was being added.

I now present to you, for the first time anywhere, the first ten tracks from Clusterfuck Radio:

1. Anthony Evans - “Even More”
2. Thirsty Merc - “I Wish Somebody Would Build a Bridge”
3. Boys Like Girls - “Five Minutes to Midnight”
4. The Lilac Time - “Dreaming”
5. Right Said Fred - “Don’t Talk, Just Kiss”
6. Leila K. - “Ca Plane Pour Moi”
7. Information Society - “Peace & Love, Inc.”
8. Bad Religion - “Against the Grain”
9. The Misfits - “Braineaters”
10. The Casualties - “Police Brutality”

If you’d like to listen to Clusterfuck Radio, you can find it at http://www.pandora.com/stations/583b7d92251152cf3cd6c2d057117e8368f6545495cedc47.